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For a woman to be sexy to society, you have to:

1) Wear something that shows off as much skin as possible.

2) A shirt that makes your cleavage look like two sterioded watermelons duct tapped to your chest.

3) Pants that make your butt look like two blown up drums.

4) Lots of make-up.
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For a woman to be sexy to society, you have to: 1) Wear something

6 faves · Jun 6, 2013 7:07am

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