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Season 1 Episode 1

*On phone with her dad*
Rachel: Daddy, I just, I can't marry him. I'm sorry. I just don't love him.
Rachel: Well, it matters to me.
Rachel: Daddy listen to me. It's like all of my life everybody always told me you're a shoe. You're a shoe. You're a shoe. You're a shoe. And then today I just stopped and said, "What if I don't want to be a shoe, what if I want to be a purse? You know or a hat.". No I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphore Daddy!
Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.
Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life.
Rachel: Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
*Chandler, Joey, Phobe, and Ross turn to Monica*
Monica: Well I just we've established shes staying here with Monica.
Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision.
Rachel: Well, maybe I don't need your money.
Rachel: WAIT WAIT, I SAID MAYBE!


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Friends Season 1 Episode 1 *On phone with her dad* Rachel: Daddy,

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Love Friends<3
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