l right so once upon a time in some twisted f***** up place there lived a vampcorn called squidgy and blade the werepire squidgy and blade were being hunted by the towns people for slaughtering the children of their villagefine then lolz humn a werepire called blade the people belived that squidgy and blade had killed for the sake of it but what they dident realise that if squidgy and blade dident kill they would die a death worse than being at a justin beiber consert, so they were chased in to the deep dark forest where the bodies of the children were found the children where seen to be alive but that was not the story the children had in fact been possesed by the evil lucifer who was controling squidgy and blade so then to save the possesed monsters lucifer opens a portal to hell which the towns people saw and fled back to the village which by time they got to was burned to the ground by lukas the zompire in an atempt to save his siter and gay lover so then they captured the sister and lover and burned them along with the village meanwhile back in the woods squidgy and blade try to locate a heavy metal band with mystical powers to break the devils spell over them then along came slenderman and jeff the killer. they came because they heard the sound of the awsome heavy rock bands music and helped to break the spell