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So I was babysitting yesterday
and the kid wanted to play baseball
with a plastic bat and one of those
big bouncyballs. So we switched
off from hitting and tossing. (Mind you,
this kid is four, and I am female.)
It was his turn to hit, so I tossed it to
him and he hits it pretty hard and
it flies to me and bounces off the top
of my leg, kind of close to my nono
area. It flies off and out of bounds
and I sh/t you not, this kid yells
"OHhhh! I hit you in the b/lls!!!"

That kid is going places.
Maybe not college,
but places.

 

 

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So I was babysitting yesterday and the kid wanted to play baseball

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