Things No
One Will Tell Fat Girls... SO I WILL. by
TheMilitantBaker.com
Number 11.
"Fat chicks b a n g hot guys... ALL. THE. TIME. I know that
hot is relative and all inclusive depending on who you chat
with, but for these purposes, lets talk about the
"universally attractive" kind of hot. Y'know, the kind fat
chicks don't deserve? We want to pretend that we don't know
what I'm talking about, but lets be real; we totally do.
The fact that "fat chicks bang 'hot' guys" was one of the
most powerful realizations I've had thus far. In line with
the above paragraph, I knew that there would be someone
that would find me attractive but the pool would be small
(because of my body) and potentially full of guys I didn't
personally find s e x y. So I would have to settle for
anyone that would take me. After all, how could a
conventionally gorgeous man (tall and with tattoos of
course) like fat chicks? Weh-he-hell, let me tell you
somethin': through various sites, events, parties, and
corner store meetings, I found myself with over a hundred
men who were champing at the bit to get with this. I was
the one who had to sift through and pick the hottest of the
hot. Ladies, over a hundred. "Girls" showed what society
thinks about that when Hannah's character has a weekend
romance with an attractive and wealthy doctor. People
flipped their shist. "Patrick Wilson is so hot he would
never do Lena Dunham" was the most eye catching. Wilson's
wife responded to that rubbish here
(http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/patrick-wilsons-wife-puts-the-lena-dunham-controversy-to-res),
but the tweet speaks volumes about what the majority of
people think unconventional women deserve
(http://jezebel.com/5983437/what-kind-of-guy-does-a-girl-who-looks-like-lena-dunham-deserve).
Jesus christ, it's annoying. I won't spill the details of
my bedroom coming and goings, but lets just say this: the
hottest guys in Tucson and I get along just fine. I would
recommend reading Emily's article on
xoJane(http://www.xojane.com/s e
x/i-look-a-lot-like-lena-dunham-and-ive-banged-super-hot-dudes)
for a better explanation of what I'm struggling to say.
Know this: the myth that "atypical" bodies can't be paired
with "typically attractive" bodies is false. Women need to
know that all bodies can be paired with all
bodies."
2 faves · May 2, 2013 6:52pm