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'Hey are you a flower?,

'Cos I'm ALLEGIC..
AND I GO ALL SWOLLEN AND BLOTCHY.
SHOO DEMON FLOWER.'

*sprays with pesticide and runs away*

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'Hey are you a flower?, 'Cos I'm ALLEGIC.. AND I GO ALL SWOLLEN

4 faves · Apr 23, 2013 4:14pm

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Chloe149

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wow · flowers · pickupline · romantic · funny

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