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we need to get #howfangirlsreallydoit trending if ur like a gleek/ex-gleek or spn fandom or nerdfighter or potterhead or a hardcore shipper or in a bandom like??? leggo mayne leggo show em how its done show em how to fangirl jk that would acc be hell.
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we need to get #howfangirlsreallydoit trending if ur like a gleek/ex-gleek

7 faves · 34 comments · Apr 3, 2013 8:25pm

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twitter · fandom · harrypotter · shipping · potterhead · nerdfighter · fangirls · dftba · trending · spn · gleek · bandom · advice

rebecca* · 1 decade ago
twitter fangirls are the worst i stg
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
ikr they make me punch myself in the face like stop
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
all they do is steal tumblr text posts omfg i know one at school and she's like "tumblr is so f.ucking stupid like what do they even do" um more than you do on twitter whats even the point of twitter
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
exxxxxxxactly & they freak out over shipping and crying and screaming and just no. no. you don't know how to fangirl go home sit ur a/ss down twitter is dumb & there arent any good fandoms
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
they need a good slapping ok like what even hashtags is that all they do theres no like pictures and gifs they can only type like one hundred characters they dont have the toOLs for proper fangirling they need to go away
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
yep yep yep like they aren't even creative or funny they have nO TOOLs and nO CREatiVITY and noTHiNG. they arent fit for the job they can stop now just stop leave it to the pros leave it s2g if they ever drag good fandoms to twitter i will srsly kill myself not even like a joke
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
twitter is gay ok (i can hear the white girls in the distance crying) like whats the point and if ur twitter famous thaTs even dumber bc its not going to help you in life tumblr famous is better than twitter famous by a lONG SHOT. im p sure they still say peasant on twitter (((like they do on here)
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
yes yes like tumblr fame is heaven but even if ur unknown ur still cool and like they totez use peasants on tumblr and ugh tweets no i just saw #mentionacutecouple me and food nONONONONonononon nO. pls no. then like these b itches who cannot even like North Korea aint about that life can u not and all the thirsty tweets ugh i just
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
im pretty sure every time i go on twitter i die like i think im actually jesus bc somehow im still alive after seeing what they post on twitter
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
me in a nutshell except like instead of a cross its worse they rip me to shreds with their idiocy
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
its like getting run over with a bus full of every idiot that uses twitter five hundred times and surviving
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
and then getting dipped in acid and your skin not burning off
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
yep p much thats what they do to me thats why they need to not exist
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
yes lets just like idk i cant think of a cruel enough punishment
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
i think the one we named was p intense but not intense enough we could add like being forced to listen to country music
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
forced to listen to country & nickelback while wearing crocs but w8888 theyd like that bc they all suCK.
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
o true they probably like crocs ok then we can force them to listen to gOod music
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
i think we've basically got it
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
they may finally understand just what they've done to the world
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
and then maybe they'll go get baptised in acid
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
that is the best thing i've ever heard (or read whatever)
why cant obama shut down twitter if he does anything good while president it should be that
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
yes that would actually make me try to get him for a 3rd year like im srry but nope not the gay bros and chicks not the climate crisis lets not fix that just twitter
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
if mitt romney said he'd delete twitter i'd probably vote for him like i h8 him and all buT twitter first everything else second soz
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
basically yes i would vote for him until my hand fell off idc how stupid he is it needs to be done
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
everyone who likes twitter needs to be sent to gay baby jail
(every time i say gay i can hear a chorus of white girls in the background singing about my death)
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
everyone who likes twitter needs to go to gay reversal therapy
(((did u hear all the white girls grabbing their guns ready to stampede in their sparkly uggs singing the national anthem hashtag merica)))))
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
they need the jesus
((i wonder if they're like buffalo maybe they'll stampede off a cliff)
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
(maybe they're like ticks you can only kill them with fire))))
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
(if theyre like cockroaches im gonna scream)
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
(theyre probs like cockroaches bc we all know the worst things r always like cockroaches
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
(f.uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no i hate them ew twitter needs to die)
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
(yes lets just become pro hackers & shut down twitter itll be perf we'll be heroes)
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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
(we'll probably be arrested but then we can just show the judge what twitter causes and they'll let us go)
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cvnt* happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
(yeah pretty much but at least then justice will have been served fairly)
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