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My son has really been piZsing me off recently by using American words and phrases.

He calls orange juice, "OJ", and repeatedly uses words like "awesome" and "dawwg".

So, I thought, "Well if he wants to feel American, I'll help him do it properly."

So I walked into his school today and shot him and six of his classmates dead.
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My son has really been piZsing me off recently by using American

0 faves · 4 comments · Mar 8, 2013 10:54pm

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classyprevert · 1 decade ago
It just happend to me, yeah I could have died-the point is I didn't (No one did) So lighten up this happens all the time.
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hrtjm17 · 1 decade ago
Lighten up? funny. That just happened to my friends little brother and you know, it's not actually funny.
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classyprevert · 1 decade ago
....Lighten up
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acc_1029 · 1 decade ago
..That's not funny.
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