Thinking to myself:

Me: I'm so bored. But it's only nine. I'm so not going to bed yet.
Me: I'll just go on the computer.
*starts up chrome*
Me: 
Me:
Me; Wait, what site was I going on again?
Me:
Me:
Me: Poo! Why am I so.. so... Scatterbrained?!
Me: I know! I'll just go on witty!
Me: Witty, witty, witty, witty, witty, witty, witty, witttyyyy!
Me:
Me:
Me: Omg. I'm so wierd. Thank god no one can hear my thoughts. Cuz I have some pretty awkward thoughts...
Me:
Me:
Me: Or can they?! 
Me: 
Me:
Me: This is witty worthy.