A girl and a guy were speeding on a
motorcycle over 100 mph.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Boy: Don't worry, I know what I'm doing, you're
having fun right?
Girl: No please stop!
Boy: Say you love me.
Girl: I love you! Please stop!
Boy: Hug me!
*girl hugs boy*
Boy: Can you help me out here? My helmet is bugging me. Take it
off and put
it on.
The next day in the paper: a motorcycle crashed into a building
due to break failure. Two people were found, one alive, but
one dead.
Halfway down the road, the boy realized his breaks weren't
working, but didn't want the girl to know. So he told
the girl to say "i love you" and hug him one last time,
then told her to put his helmet on, even though it
would mean he would
die...
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