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Cocky guy:I can get any girl to do anything for me.
Me:Oh , really now?
Him:Yep.I say jump girls say how high .
Me:I'm a girl .If you ordered me around like a dog telling me to jump I would kindly tell you to go jump off a bridge and see how flying like a bird goes for you.Being as, we're treating each other like animals here.


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Cocky guy:I can get any girl to do anything for me. Me:Oh , really

7 faves · Feb 17, 2013 11:13pm

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