Me: I seriously need to start a diet...
Me: Na I already ate 5 pizzas Ill start tommorow.
*NEXT DAY*
Me: *eats 13 chocolate bar*
Me: Poop. Na Ill start tommorow.
*NEXT DAY*
Me: *Eats 6 jars of nuttella*
Me: Im too fat!
Me:Na Ill start my diet tommorrow.
Me:*drinks 3 bottled of coke*
Me:Na Ill start my diet in my next like....
Me:*bows head in shame*
