Me (to brother on couch): throw this out.
Me: Throws paper plate at him
Brother: *doesn't get up to throw it
out.*
Dad: *walks in* Hey, no garbage or food on the
couch. *walks out*
Brother: What! this was yours!
Me: *laughs*
Brother I
just got in trouble for you!
Me:
I get in trouble for you all the time!
Brother: Like when?!
Me: LIke at school, I say it's my fault that
I don't do my homework when we all know you should have had
it done the night before.
Brother: ...
