A man dials his
home and a strange woman
answers. The man says, "Who is this? "
"This is
the maid," answers the woman. "We
don't have
a maid," says the man. The woman says,
"I was
hired this morning by the lady of the house.
"
The
man says, "Well, this is her husband. Is
she there? " The woman
replies, "She is
upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I
figured was her husband. " The man is
fuming
and says to the maid,
"Listen, would you like to
make $50,000? " The maid says, "What
will I
have to do? " The man tells her, "I want you to
get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch
and the jerk she's with. " The maid puts the
phone down; the man hears footsteps and then
two gun shots. The maid comes back to the
phone "What do I do with the bodies? "
The
man says, "Throw them in the swimming pool. "
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But you don't
have
a pool. " A long pause and the man says, "Is
this 567-5309?"
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says,
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