Girl's Facebook
status: "Like if you have ever felt personally
victimized by Jamie Smith."
Other girl's comment: Let me tell you something about
Jamie Smith. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right?
It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in
eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who
was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Jamie was
like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang
out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me
back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with
me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls
pool party, I was like, "Jamie, I can't invite you,
because I think you're l.esbian."
I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna
be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a
L.ESBIAN. So then her mom
called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so re.tarded. And then she dropped out of school
because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for
high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird,
and now I guess she's on crack.
Me: maybe I have room to make a new
friend
Girl's Facebook status: "Like if you have ever felt
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