Mum: How are you today then?
Dad: How are you today then?
Friends: How are you today then?
Steve: How are you today then?
Sheldon Cooper:
How are you today then?
Inn Keeper: How are you today then?
Cat: How are you today then?
Homer Simpson:
How are you today then?
Old Lady: How are you today then?
Nan: How are you today then?
Facebook: How are you today then?
Harry Potter: How are you today then?
Radio DJ: How are you today then?
Me:
Who do you think you are? Some sort of Hollister worker?