Irritating girl at school: OMG LOL OMG YEAH I
KNOW LIKE OHMYGAWD I JUST LIKE DIED THAT WAS SO FUNNY LOL OMG YOU
REMEMBER THAT TOO OMIGAWD THAT'S JUST THE BEST THING SINCE
SLICED BREAD
Me: Girl, you're louder than Honey Boo
Boo's mom at a Twinky convention.
