Me: Mom, can I go to the mall?
Mom: You are NEVER home! You are staying in and
doing homework young lady!
Me: But mom.......I'm like a peacock, you
gotta let me fly!!
Mom: Ay, ay, ay! If I wanna hear you talk,
I'll shove my arm up your butt and work your mouth like a
puppet!
Me: Ohmahgawd I love you
