-me just casually sitting at the formal dinner table enjoying my lovely meal with my friends and family- 
mum: -pulls out her phone and starts passing it around the table- 
me: what are you showing them?
mum: just the picture i took of you earlier -when the phone finally comes back to mum she leans over to me and shows it to me- dont you think you look like miss piggy?
me thinking to myself: and here i was thinking i looked pretty on one of the most important days of my life and now i feel like a fat pig.... thanks mum... 
everyone around the table: she does doesnt she? -they all laugh- 
me: -shrinks back down in my seat- 
not only did i have appendicitis that day i had to put up with my self consious agreeing with everyone around me... i had a lovely time and it still gets to me to this day :/