Kim
Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10
million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days
later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why
not?
Carmen Electra:
I want to get married in
Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine
days later cuz we were both drunk
lololololololololol
America: Okay sounds like
fun!
Britany Spears:I want to get hitched in a chapel
in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later
because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Gay Couple: We would like to get married and
spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to
give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE F//UCK IS WRONG
WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE
SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
