*in the grocery store line*
Little girl reading One Direction magazine: Omg! MOM Please let
me get this..
Me: You like them too?
Little Girl: Yeah!
Her Mom: I'm sure he wouldn't want a 10 year old.
Little Girl: Eh, I don't really like Harry.
Me: *looks at her & just walks away*
Little Girl: Where's she going?
My mom: ... to kill herself.