guy in
ski-mask: just do what I say and nobody gets hurt!
me: but what if you tell us to die painfully? how can we not get
hurt?
guy in ski-mask (ignoring me): everybody hit the deck!
me: now you see, I think that would hurt.
GIS-M: shut up and hit the deck!
me: we can't trust this dude! he lies! he said we
wouldn't get hurt if we did what he says, but who here got
hurt when they hit the deck?
crowd: *everyone raises their hand*
random person: hey! she's right! this dude is lying!
GIS-M: I've got a gun!
random person: lies!
*police arrives*
random person: that kid saved us by distracting the criminal!
*crowd cheers!*
* I become president of
australia!*
THE END
Note: this is a true story.
(except for the parts that are not)
