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me: "MOM CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!"
*mom doesn't hear me*
me: -whispers- "deaf b*tch.."
mom: "WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
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me: "MOM CAN YOU MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!" *mom doesn't

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