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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow f*ck you I was JUST about to go take a shower




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me: I should go shower now (five minutes later) (another five

4 faves · Dec 11, 2012 8:58pm

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