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ItsOnLikeDonkeyKong

1. ItsOnLikeDonkeyKong
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2013 7:38pm UTC
   Sorry for party rockin
   ;P
   
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2. ItsOnLikeDonkeyKong
   posted a quote
   January 11, 2013 7:31pm UTC
   Anybody else want to get more faves than the funniest quote ever?
   I guess it's just me...
   
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3. ItsOnLikeDonkeyKong
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2012 11:52pm UTC
   I'm so good at sleeping
   I can do it...
   With my eyes CLOSED!
   0.0
   
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4. ItsOnLikeDonkeyKong
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2012 10:51am UTC
   The broccoli says "I look like a small tree",
   the mushroom says "I look like an umbrella",
   the walnut says "I look like a brain",
   and the banana says "Can we please change the subject?"
   
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5. ItsOnLikeDonkeyKong
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 6:23pm UTC
   Whenever I'm done writing a quote and click the 'preview' button.
   It says I have 462 comments and 969 faves.
   Thanks Steve (a.k.a creator of witty)
   You made me think I was popular...
   
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6. ItsOnLikeDonkeyKong
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 6:19pm UTC
   I was on Youtube listening to 1D lastest music, and saw people fighting and hating in the comments.
   THEY WERE ALL DIRECTIONERS!!
   God....
   What has the world come to?
   
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7. ItsOnLikeDonkeyKong
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2012 9:34pm UTC
   Stop worrying about the world ending today.
   It's already tomorrow in Australia. :)
   
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8. ItsOnLikeDonkeyKong
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2012 9:28pm UTC
   You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
   
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