Uh hi, I'm Emily Peppermint.
I have a strange addiction to potatoes.
They make me feel "aroused" in a potato sort of way.
I like to kill them in a humane way. 
I hang my potatoes on trees then pick them off them. 
I have set up a Facebook account for all of my potatoes.
My favourite is named Potato, and there's a grandpa potato called Potato.
Sometimes I do professional photography with them, people may called it "potatolizeation".
I have a pet pig named Piggerty and I took him to the vet and asked him why he had a cork in his butt.
The vet kicked me out. I know Piggerty is real. He oinks like once a week, that's normal for them.
Sometimes I fight with my only friend Jessica about which is better, celery or potatoes.
I like celery second but I love potatoes.
On a weekly basis I eat about 85% of my potatos, as the rest are about 13 years old.
Did you know that Piggerty is not real.
Did you know I only started liking potaoes a second ago.