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mom: honey can you start dinner?
dad: why can't you?
mom: I'm 7 months pregnate, i worked all day, and i had to take the dog to the vet.
dad: ....so?
mom:
dad:
mom:
dad:
mom:
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dad: you know what, you're such an amazing wife, would you like lobster?
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mom: honey can you start dinner? dad: why can't you? mom:

14 faves · 1 comments · Oct 13, 2012 1:53pm

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Blaze__ · 1 decade ago
perfect.
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