maaddiissoonn · 1 decade ago
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a !"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

based on this passage from the book, it’s quite obvious that there is not a single slim shady. they can be found here, there, everywhere. Slim Shady is someone who is a baller, dont cur wut no 1 thnks strong black women who dont need no man.
So will the real slim shady please stand up.
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laaurenn · 1 decade ago
wow gr8 report i give you 69% now go have fun outside
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