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Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead,
so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage
.
 
My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks,
"excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?"
FML

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Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested

9 faves · 1 comments · Mar 14, 2009 12:29am

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_FlyLeaf_ · 1 decade ago
Haha, that's hilarious! I wouldn't be surprised if my mom did something like that. X)
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