I laugh every time I hear this:
A scene from Family Guy
Peter: Brian can I see that paper for a sec.
Peter:
* Reads*
Peter:
Huh? That's odd, I thought that would be big news
Brian: You thought what would be big news?
Peter:
Well ther seems to be an abstance of a certain ornigilogical
piece. A headline
regurding a mass awareness a certain aven Varity.
Brian:
What are you talking about?
Peter:
Oh have you not heard? It is my understanding that everyone has
heard.
Brian: Heard what?
Stewie: Brian Don't !!
Peter: A-well-a, everybody's heard about the
bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird,
the bird is the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is
the word A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a, bird, bird,
bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word A-well-a, bird,
bird, b-bird's the word
Peter: Brian don't you know about the bird, Well Peter is
going to tell you about
the bird.
A-well-a, Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a
bird
(Suuuuuuuur-fiiiiiiin' Biiiiiiiiiiiiird)
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Perer: *Faints*
Brian: Oh my gosh Peter are you all right?
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Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
