I know
I'm not the prettiest.
Not the skinniest.
Or the smartest.
No, my hair doesn't always cooperate me. In fact, it rarely ever does.
My eyes aren't blue.
I don't have small hands.
I can't afford designer clothes.
No, I don't own 15 pairs of shoes. I own 4.
My skin isn't pimple free, nor has it ever been in my entire life.
I'm not a cheerleader.
 I don't have many friends.
My teeth aren't as straight as you'd like them.
I don't have perfect cheekbones.
No, I don't have a thigh gap.
I'm taller then most of my friends.
My feet aren't a size 5. They're a size 9 1/2.
I've never had a real relationship.
My hands are always cold.
No, my life at home isn't as good as it seems.
My glasses make people think I'm a nerd. I'm not.
I don't have big boobs, or really any at all.

My smile? No, that's not real either.