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*Today in class*
Teacher: "Ok class, line up alphabeticlly"
Girl: "Josh, move! I'm in front of you!"
Josh: "No your last name starts with a J, mine starts with a G"
Girl: "Good job you know your alphabet!" *stands in front of Josh*
Teacher: "What do you think alphabetical means?"
Girl: "A fancy word for lining up by height"
I HATE PEOPLE WHO ACT STUPID ON PURPOSE

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