-Today in woodshop-

Teacher: Now this machine has a 93 inch long blade.
Boy behind me: Yeah, mine's 93 inches long, too.
Class: *snickers*
Teacher: *oblivious* Now the blade has two protectors on either side of it.
Same boy: Mine has three 'cause that's how boss I am.
Class: *snickers louder*
Teacher: It can slice through wood very easily, even hard wood.
Boy: Yeah, mine does that every day. That's how tough it is.
Class: *dying of laughter*
Teacher: I know it might seem funny, but it's actually very dangerous.
Boy: I know, I'm always warning people about it.