I set up a question on Omegle and this
eventually happened:
stranger 1: All the fatty foods I eat
and don't burn off are just waiting to surprise attack me
stranger 2: You're going to wake up and be 100 pounds
bigger.
stranger 1: know I'm gonna be an oompa loompa
stranger 2: Oh well, as long as you're happy. (:
stranger 1: Yes I'll be a happy oompa
loompa
I was
dying.
