Popular Kids: So like this weekend I went
to like 3 parties and hooked up with 4 guys, and got a new
wardrobe, and won $1000 in the raffle, and saved the
world...
Me: I beat my high score on an online game,
and got 5 likes on my quote on witty. Oh. and my cat finally is
skinny enough to lick its
toes...
