Plot twist: Liam doesn't sing the first verse of LWWY.

Even more plot twist: Niall sings the first verse of LWWY.

Even more of a plot twist on a plot twist: Harry and Liam have no solos.

MORE of a plot twist: Paul begins the song by rapping.

MORE MORE of a plot twist: LWWY is Tom Daley's first single.

PLOT TWIST TO END ALL PLOT TWISTS: LWWY is just instrumental.

Plot twist to end all the plot twists of plot twist: This is all a dream. LWWY isn't a single. It isn't even a song. One Direction isn't even a band. This is all a dream and you're really a hamster.

Plot twist to end all the plot twists of plot twist of plot twist: You fell off your wheel and died, reincarnating as Louis Tomlinson.