Me: I hate you sun

 

Sun: Why?

 

Me: I wasn’t talking to you! I hate you son.

 

Son: Why?

Me: I wasn’t talking to you stop being so selfish!

Both son and sun: But…who…..why….arghhhhh

Man who just happens to be walking by: Don’t bother to try and understand her. She’ll just go crazy.

Son: Don’t you mean crazier?

Man: Nope this isn’t the crazy stage. Not even close.

Sun: Haha son I’m safe up here but you have to live with her!

Don’t try to understand us you’ll just go craz(ier)