Real convo between my boyfriend and I
Boyfriend:
Did you and Megan have fun at the beach yesterday?
Me: Yeah, we did.
Boyfriend: Did you guys WAVE to each
other?
Me: Uh...what?
Boyfriend: Was the beach crowded? I know you
can't SAND when the beach is crowded.
Me: ....
Boyfriend: What the SHELL? Why won't you
answer my questions?
Me: BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BEACH
Boyfriend:
Me:
Boyfriend: Well then. Some one's CRABBY.
lol. we are weird people.
