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Nick: How did you get the nickname motherfuccker?

Motherfuccker: When I was a little kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom.
Motherfuccker: She was laying there naked.. She had been drinking all night.

Motherfuccker: I snuck up behind her and then I slipped my fingers....

Motherfuccker: Into her purse.

Kurt: Purse? He said purse.

Motherfuccker: I took her money. The whole week's pay.

Motherfuccker: I really fuccked her over.

Motherfuccker: And that's how I got the name motherfuccker Jones.

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Horrible Bosses Quote. Nick: How did you get the nickname motherfuccker?

33 faves · 2 comments · Aug 27, 2012 7:10pm

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iluhyoux · 1 decade ago
Favorite movie ever. Know every word to it c: my favorite part is " THAT'S A YOU ME YOU'RE A RAPER! !
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zerothe1st · 1 decade ago
Love that movie... Horrible Bosses <3

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Horrible Bosses Quote. Nick: How did you get the nickname motherfuccker?

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