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I'll know you're bullsh
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Hi don't call me "beautiful" unless you actually

25 faves · 5 comments · Aug 27, 2012 6:54pm

WonderfulLove

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rebecca* · 1 decade ago
Well then I can say it
because I already know that you're perf qurl.
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Chlohoey · 1 decade ago
Yeah. Which is is why I'm allowed to say that you are perfect. Because I know what you look like. And I know what you look like when you're trying to become spaghetti.
So it's cool.
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Buki happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
People can sense your sexiness from a million miles away.
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WonderfulLove · 1 decade ago
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE
so
that'sdifferent
and you've even seen me with a pasta strainer on my head
and that's a whole different level~
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Chlohoey · 1 decade ago
Dear Sophie,
You are one sexy a/ss mother fuucker.
Love you.
Okay.
Bye~
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