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*Me and my friend in the car looking at hot cars*
Friend: I'm gonna get a hot green car and pump the music so loud!
Me: Sick!! I want a red car, they are so hot!
*sees a hot green car*
Friend: Hey look theres a hot green car!
Me: Maybe a hot guy is driving, lets check it out
*we both look at the driver and its an old man*
Me: WHAT IS THIS?!
Friend: OH WHAT?! COME ON!!!!

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