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1. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2012 11:59pm UTC
   *In English*
   Friend: She commented
   Me: Oh sh/t!! *starts closing tabs and hiding laptop screen*
   Friend: What are you doing?
   Me: *looking around* You said the teacher is coming!
   Friend: *Facepalm* Get your hearing checked!
   
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2. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
   posted a quote
   September 9, 2012 11:55pm UTC
   *In english*
   Guy: *says something to my friend but friend's not paying attention*
   Hot Guy: You have to speak to her in spanish to get her attention
   *starts speaking spanish*
   Friend: What, sorry
   Hot Guy: He was speaking to you and you were ignoring him
   *Both start speaking Spanish*
   Hot Guy: *To me* Are you Spanish too?
   Me: Nah i'm Kiwi
   Hot Guy: O.o What, really?
   Me: Yeah...
   Hot Guy: I thought you were Spanish too, cause your always with her
   *Me & Friend ttart giggling*
   Hot Guy: Is your Dad black and your Mum white?
   Me: Umm, nah the other way around :)
   Hot Guy: Oh that's cool!
   Me: *Blushing like hell*
   True Story
   
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3. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2012 7:18pm UTC
   At School
   I've rolled my eyes so many times
   I'm suprised they havn't popped out yet
   ♥
   
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4. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2012 8:03pm UTC
   Pro about being a teenager
   Being able to make mistakes
   Con about being a teenager
   Being able to make mistakes
   
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5. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2012 7:35pm UTC
   "They say quitters never win"
   -Fall Out Boy
   
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6. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2012 7:27pm UTC
   Edward Scissorhands
   Kim: Hold me.
   Edward: [tries to hold her]...I can't.
   
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7. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 7:08pm UTC
   The Little Rascals
   Buckwheat: Quick, what's the number for 911?
   
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8. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 10:05pm UTC
   G.I.N.A.S.F.S
   Gay Is Not A Synomyn For Stupid
   - Fall Out Boy
   
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9. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 12:46am UTC
   At Restaurant with family
   Me: Why are there never any hot guys when we come here!!
   Me: They all probably know I’m here
   Me: Yeah that’s it, I’m too cool…
   Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
   Me: …
   *hot guy walks in*
   Me: NO WAY, FINALLY!!
   *Tries to stare without getting caught*
   Him:
   Me: Aww crap, LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY!
   *Tries to eat food seductively as he walks past*
   Him:
   Me:
   *Drops chips on my lap*
   Me: I meant to do that...
   Him:
   Me: Oh stuff you, I’m coming for you chips!!
   
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10. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 12:30am UTC
    “to shoot for the stars if feels right.
    Aim for my heart if it feels right.”
    - Maroon 5
    
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11. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 9:02am UTC
    “Even on a rainy day
    (S)he makes it shine”
    Only One - Lazy j & Big Guy
    
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12. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    'Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?' said a cold, drawling voice.
    'Draco Malfoy had arrived for a closer look, Crabbe and Goyle right behind him.
    'Yeah, reckon so,' said Harry casually.
    'Got plenty of special features, hasn't it?' said Malfoy, eyes glittering maliciously. 'Shame it doesn't come with a parachute – in case you get too near a Dementor.'
    Crabbe and Goyle sniggered.
    'Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy,' said Harry.
    'Then it could catch the Snitch for you.'
    
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13. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
    George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant.
    - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    
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14. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    “You should write a book," Ron told Hermione as he cut up his potatoes,
    "translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them”
    -Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
    
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15. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Watching the men’s Olympic swimming with dad
    Me: *Watching them dreamily as they get ready to start*
    Dad: They need musclier strength to gain speed like that Aussie bloke there.
    Me: A-huh…
    *staring at their muscles*
    Dad: What are you smiling at?
    Me: Nothing!
    *leaves to another room to watch them without getting caught*
    
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16. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 3:41am UTC
    I would like to thank Witty for all my uncompleted homework,
    I couldn’t have done it without you
    ♥
    
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17. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:25am UTC
    I used to waste my time dreaming of being alive
    (now I only waste it dreaming of you)
    - Fall Out Boy
    
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18. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 4:06am UTC
    *Crush facing different direction*
    Friend: you can look now
    Me: No! I’ll get busted again
    Friend: Come on, look.
    Me: I shouldn’t
    Friend: You know you want to
    Me: Fine
    *Turns to look at him just as he turns his head*
    Me: Crap, busted.
    
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19. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 7:09am UTC
    The awkwardness
    after a fight
    with your parents.
    
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20. Sweet_as_Bro_xx
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    'You can only blame your problems on the world
    for so long
    Before it all becomes the same old song'
    - Fall Out Boy
    
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