*Me on Skype with my friend*
Him: Wanna see my balls?
Me: No... Thanks.
Him: Please....
Me: LOL. Um. No.
Him: Well that sucks
Him: *goes off screen*
Me: *headesk* Crap...
Him: *returns in his boxers holding 2 soccer
balls.*
Him: THESE are meh bawls
Me: You're an idiot...
Him: But you love me.
