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Me: *in parking lot, locks doors*
Mom: Why do you always lock the car doors when you wait for someone?
Me: Incase some rapist comes.
Mom: I don't think you have to worry about that...

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Me: in parking lot, locks doors Mom: Why do you always lock

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Me: in parking lot, locks doors Mom: Why do you always lock