*i dug a huge hole on the beach with my friend*

randmon guy: *walks over to the hole and sits in it like its his*

me: aye! out my hole!

random guy: im 19, you cant tell me what to do!

me: get at me!

random guy: ill drop kick you in the face!

me: boy, you just said youre 19! drop kick a 12 yearold and see where you end up!

random guy: *growls and walks away*

me: *looks at friend* and thats how its done.

*true story*