A faithful husband was drunk at a party; he
didn’t know what was happening around him. When he
arrived home, he went straight to bed and slept. When morning
came, he was amazed. Everything in his room was in order, and
a tablet of aspirin and a glass of water were on his bedside
table with a note saying, “Good morning honey, I have
to buy groceries but I'll be back for dinner. Have your
breakfast! Love you!” from his wife. He wondered why
his wife didn't seem to be angry at him, even though he
was so drunk last night. He asked his son, “What
happened last night? I got drunker than I meant to, your mom
should be angry!” The son replied “When mom got
home, you were still drunk and you were lying on the bed in
your dirty clothes. She tried
to undress you, but you said,'Stop, I'm
married.’"
I found this on tumblr, but it made me smile like an idiot
(:
