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*watching the olympics*
Athlete1: i haven't ordered dessert in 2 years
Athlete 2: I havn't watched tv in months! theres just no time with all of my training!
me:
me:i just ate at Olive Garden...
me:
me: i feel like a potato
me: a LARGE potato.....fml
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*watching the olympics* Athlete1: i haven't ordered dessert

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