This is so me:
-you
check your phone, even if you know no one texted
you.
-you
will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy
leaf.
-you
always hear your name when it's not being
called.
you
hate hearing your voice in recordings.
-you
use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what
something is called.
-you
say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what
letter comes next.
-you
and your best friend can say one word, and crack
up.
-you
hate it when one string on your hoodie is longer than the
other.
-you
hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly
don't.
-you
hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the
driveway.
-you
feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from
anything.
-you
push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food
drinks.
-you
laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's
serious.
-you
hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell
them.