Don't get lost in thought; you'll be a total stranger there.

When you were born something terrible happened, you lived.

If you said what you thought, you'd be speechless.

May I have the pleasure of you absence?

Someday you'll go far, and I hope you stay there.

I wish I had a lower I.Q., so that I could enjoy your company.

I'm not going to get into a battle of wits with you; I never attack anyone who's unarmed.

You're someone who would make a perfect stranger.

I wish your parents had never met.

There's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half, I don't want two of you around.

Was the ground cold when you crawled out from under your rock this morning?

You've got a great personality, but not for a human being.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.