Principle: Simon Cowell

Teachers: Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan

Substitutes: Danielle Peazer and Eleanor Calder

Language: 1D

Detention: sitting with Caroline Flack

Maths: Learning the 1D math song and figuring it out.

Science: finding out what your kids with the boys will look like by using modern technology

English: Writing Fanfics

History: learning about the 1D boys’ family history

Geography: learning about England and Ireland

Music: learning how to play/sing their songs on various instruments

Drama: learning how to make video diaries and reenacting them

Physical Education: exercise by dancing (inbetweeners’ dance, pat the dog dance, screw the light bulb dance, stop the traffic dance, etc)

Business Studies: calculating sales totals

Marketing: promote their album

Agriculture: taking care of turtles and cats

IT: making GIFs, usage of Tumblr and Twitter

School Transportation: 1D School Bus, Magic Carpet, Wardrobes (for Narnian residents)

Uniform: 1D Merchandise, Toms, Supras, suspenders, varsity jackets, polos, blazers, striped shirts, rolled up jeans, chinos or no clothing at all during special occasions